23 4 / 2014

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via vagina-itch)

23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

(via b-win)

23 4 / 2014

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via 3rdburned)

23 4 / 2014

finnharries:

tigerton:

imanadult:

mydearlolita:

brianashanee:

Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.

Amen

I fucking love this post.

I want to be this awesome when I’m old!

This is so awesome!

(Source: mothers-monster, via travel-black)

23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via 3rdburned)

23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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